15 Signs That My Girl Friend [Laptop] Is The One True Love Of My Life.
Consider this: your house catches on fire and you can only escape with five things – what would they be? If your laptop is one of the things you thought of, you might have a deeper relationship with it than you realized. While smart phones are probably the most important electronic equipments in our lives, for some of us laptops are as important – if not more. Here are 15 telltale signs that my laptop is the one true love of my life.
1. I Had to work your ass off to be able to
welcome her into your life.
Whether it’s the
latest MacBook Air or a regular lenovo, nothing comes for free – and you got
yours after saving up for months.
2. She is the first one you greet after coming back home.
You literally make a beeline towards your
laptop and turn it on as soon as you step home, and as she whirs into life you
feel complete.
3. When I with her, you feel like there is a whole world of
possibilities open to you.
Research for your presentation? Watch a movie?
Correspond with your friends and family? Or simply waste time looking at cute
pictures of cats? There’s nothing that you cannot do!
4. She’s the only one you share all My secrets and fears with.
Literally. Because she knows your internet
history and your porn folders. Your teetering credit card balance and your
guilty ego-fanning online purchases.
5. I can shut out the whole world when I with her.
All you need is a comfortable corner, an
uninterrupted internet connection and a good pair of headphones – and the rest
of the world can go to hell for all you care.
6. She can keep I up till late in the night, even though I have to
get up early the next day.
Because there is no arguing with ‘just half an
hour more’ when the lights are out and you are a night owl.
7. There have been so many times I have gone off to sleep with her
lying next to I.
ressing the sleep button and then falling
asleep before you can put away your laptop properly.
8. I cannot wait for the weekend when I can spend the whole day
with her.
Who cares about productivity or socializing?
You have everything you need in this 12-inch screen.
9. I never tire of buying
her new things and making her look and feel better.
That proud moment when you get a new laptop
skin or update your software, making you feel truly new and alive. THAT.
10. My friends and family think she’s not good for Me and try to
break you up, but they don’t understand My love.
They think you are damaging your eyes and your
social skills; that you should probably get up and about more often. Oh what do
they know!
11. I take her with wherever you go.
just like an
inseparable lover, your laptop’s with you whether you go on a trip or work
12. I cannot bear the thought of her falling sick, even though she
may be getting older and slower.
Just like people, machines also run out of
life. Their screens go out, the motherboard falters and the hard drive crashes.
It’s just tragic when it happens to yours.
13. When she dies, I feel a hollow emptiness inside – till I feel
it’s time to move on.
It is so hard to let go and forget about your
faithful lappy. You just cannot function normally without it. And then you have
to make the hardest choice – replacing her.
14. I may get a young, exciting replacement to My old girl, but you
still cannot forget how comfortable and familiar My relationship used to be.
New features, sleek and smooth – but this new
snazzy replacement will take a long time to fill in the shoes of your departed
love. But when she does, it’s a new love story all over again
15. never fraud always with me
