15 Signs That My Girl Friend [Laptop] Is The One True Love Of My Life

15 Signs That  My Girl Friend [Laptop] Is The One True Love Of My Life.

Consider this: your house catches on fire and you can only escape with five things – what would they be? If your laptop is one of the things you thought of, you might have a deeper relationship with it than you realized. While smart phones are probably the most important electronic equipments in our lives, for some of us laptops are as important – if not more. Here are 15 telltale signs that my laptop is the one true love of my life.

1.  I Had to work your ass off to be able to welcome her into your life.

  

 Whether it’s the latest MacBook Air or a regular lenovo, nothing comes for free – and you got yours    after saving up for months.

2. She is the first one you greet after coming back home.

  

 You literally make a beeline towards your laptop and turn it on as soon as you step home, and as        she whirs into life you feel complete.

3. When I with her, you feel like there is a whole world  of possibilities open to you.

 Research for your presentation? Watch a movie? Correspond with your friends and family? Or          simply waste time looking at cute pictures of cats? There’s nothing that you cannot do!

4. She’s the only one you share all My secrets and fears         with.

 

   Literally. Because she knows your internet history and your porn folders. Your teetering credit card      balance and your guilty ego-fanning online purchases.

5. I can shut out the whole world when I  with her.

  All you need is a comfortable corner, an uninterrupted internet connection and a good pair of               headphones – and the rest of the world can go to hell for all you care.

6. She can keep I up till late in the night, even though I have to get up early the next day.

  Because there is no arguing with ‘just half an hour more’ when the lights are out and you are              a night owl.

 7. There have been so many times I have gone off to                 sleep with her lying next to I.

  

 ressing the sleep button and then falling asleep before you can put away your laptop properly.

8. I cannot wait for the weekend when I can spend the               whole day with her.

   Who cares about productivity or socializing? You have everything you need in this 12-inch screen.

   9. I never tire of buying her new things and making              her look and feel better.

That proud moment when you get a new laptop skin or update your software, making you feel truly new and alive. THAT.

10. My friends and family think she’s not good for Me  and      try to break you up, but they don’t understand My love.

   They think you are damaging your eyes and your social skills; that you should probably get up and      about more often. Oh what do they know!

  

11. I take her with wherever you go. 

 

 just like an inseparable lover, your laptop’s with you whether you go on a trip or work

12. I cannot bear the thought of her falling sick, even                   though she may be getting older and slower.

 

 Just like people, machines also run out of life. Their screens go out, the motherboard falters and the   hard drive crashes. It’s just tragic when it happens to yours.

 

13. When she dies, I feel a hollow emptiness inside – till             I feel it’s time to move on.

 It is so hard to let go and forget about your faithful lappy. You just cannot function normally without it.  And then you have to make the hardest choice – replacing her.

14. I may get a young, exciting replacement to My old girl,          but you still cannot forget how comfortable and familiar          My relationship used to be.

  New features, sleek and smooth – but this new snazzy replacement will take a long time to fill in the   shoes of your departed love. But when she does, it’s a new love story all over again

  15. never fraud always with me